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04/27/2004: "Holy boat, Batman!"


The latest attempt to find Noah's Ark commences this summer. Apparently a record hot summer last year revealed a large, dark something under snow and ice high up on Turkey's Mount Ararat. It just so happens that the dimensions of the dark spot are similar to those of the Ark as described in Genesis. According to AP:

A joint U.S.-Turkish team of 10 explorers plans to make the arduous trek up Turkey's tallest mountain, at 17,820 feet, from July 15 to August 15, subject to the approval of the Turkish government, said Daniel P. McGivern, president of Shamrock_The Trinity Corporation of Honolulu, Hawaii.

The goal: to enter what they believe to be a mammoth structure some 45 feet high, 75 feet wide and up to 450 feet long that was exposed in part by last summer's heat wave in Europe.

"We are not excavating it. We are not taking any artifacts. We're going to photograph it and, God willing, you're all going to see it," McGivern said.

In 1957, Turkish air force pilots spotted a boat-shaped formation in Agri province. The government did not pursue the sighting, however. The entire area, including Mount Ararat, was off limits to foreigners because of Soviet complaints that explorers were U.S. spies.

That ban was lifted in 1982, and since then teams of explorers have visited the area but have been unable to substantiate any claim of an ark.

McGivern and Ahmet Ali Arslan, a Turkish mountain climber who grew up in a town near Mount Ararat, say satellite photos have helped them pinpoint a more exact location. Arslan will be leading the expedition.


I would bet my retirement that they won't find anything–but what do you think the world's reaction would be if they did?

Replies: 4 Comments

on Wednesday, April 28th, Baillie said

That it was a vast right-wing conspiracy, probably underwritten by Halliburton and Mel Gibson.

on Thursday, April 29th, Athanasius said

ROFL!

on Friday, April 30th, Greg S said

Considering your chosen profession, that's not much of a bet.

If they find anything, some people will think it's something. You'd think the missions benefactors could think of something more worthwhile on which to spend their cash.

on Friday, April 30th, Greg S said

Considering your chosen profession, that's not much of a bet.

If they find anything, some people will think it's something. You'd think the missions benefactors could think of something more worthwhile on which to spend their cash.

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